Total Medals Earned: 1,392 (From 172 different games.) Total Medal Score: 18,280 Points
Medals Earned: 7/30 (35/190 points)
Suffer the stickman's wrath
Step on the trap
Get Hansel to eat the scissors
Keep both dinner guests alive
Get the pit death
Try and cross the swamp without Hansel
Pet the teddy
Race the wolf... and lose
Get crushed
Rescue Gretel
Teach hansel how to fly
Be too greedy
Give a dog a bone
Disrespect your elders
Beat a dead horse
Reveal the bridge
Slay the beast
Get cut
Go for a swim
Solve the weather puzzle
Give Rufus back his hat
Free Emma
Complete the game
Beat the game after getting all the deaths
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/100 points)
Get to stage 5
You surely love to slash! Get a 10x combo multiplier.
Get to stage 10
Use your shotgun 5 times in a single run.
Get to stage 15
Medals Earned: 2/6 (15/180 points)
Beat his ass
Beat Singleplayer on Easy
Your ass got beat
Beat Singleplayer on Medium
Beat Singleplayer on Hard
Medals Earned: 3/7 (15/100 points)
Complete the first area
Complete the second area
Complete the third area
Complete the fourth area
Complete the game in under 6 minutes
Medals Earned: 10/15 (265/490 points)
Help Nuckelavee enjoy his party
Help Cobra Servant awaken his master
Help Baphomet cross the River of Exile
Unlock all demon profiles
Help Ivar get his guitar back and save the Apocalypse Tour
Help Boar Servant find his master's missing sunglasses
Have a psychedelic experience
Collect all ingredients and distribute every drug
Buy your soul back and leave Hell
Medals Earned: 8/18 (60/495 points)
clear baby steps
clear around the corner
clear ssszzss
clear jump the gap
clear dotted line
clear sharp landing
clear snek
clear long way around
clear 3 leaf clovers
clear passing through
clear hole in the wall
clear perfect lasagna
clear lilypads
clear sharp edges
clear stick to the wall
clear two-lane traffic
clear bonk
clear crisscross
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Find an empty stall
Medals Earned: 3/20 (15/500 points)
Crap brick breaker rehash, can't be bothered
You touched a poop!
TAKE THE STAIRS FATTY
Achieve the inevitable
Sir I asked for your Heavy Equipment Operator License. This is a holographic Blastoise.
You are now the ambassador for planet Earth
Have you tried eating less fiber
Kill a construction worker
Visit with the spectral forms of your many victims
Collect all the dumb movies
Visit the Demolition Carnival
And all it took was days of obsessive hoarding
Medals Earned: 3/8 (175/500 points)
Hold it in 30 seconds
Get poop on dad 20 times.
Hold on 80 seconds
Complete Story Mode
Hold on 100 seconds
Hold on 150 seconds
Medals Earned: 2/4 (15/140 points)
What a quick game!
a classic rockstar's end
so what is the typical holiday like?
you are a beach boy!!!